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lylith_st ([personal profile] lylith_st) wrote2007-07-17 01:12 am
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LOLz

A friend of mine send me that some month ago XD

Harry Potter Fanfic We'd Rather Not Read


Harry Potter and the Uneventful Year When No One Tried to Kill Him

Harry Potter and the New Love Interest Who Happens to Have the Same Name as the 15-Year-Old Girl Writing this Fanfic

Harry Potter and the New Love Interest Who Happens to Have the Same Name as the 15-Year-Old Boy Writing this Fanfic

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sucrets

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Kidney Stone

Harry Potter and the Uncomforatble Oversexualization of Minors

Harry Potter and the Socerer are Stoned

Harry Potter and the Burning Sensation

Harry Potter and the Camping Weekend With Ron That Will Never Be Spoken Of Again

Harry Potter and the Summer Internship

Harry Potter and the E Street Band

Harry Potter and the Things You Have to do to Get By in Prison

Harry Potter and the It Was All Only A Dream

Harry Potter and the Chamber Pot of Secrets

Harry Potter and the Prisoner Detainees of Azerbaijan

Harry Potter and the Wand of Franchise Extension

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood, the Quadroon, and the Octaroon

Harold and His Big Purple Crayon of Adolescent Yearning

Hal Pot and the Intellectuals of Cambodia

Harry Putter's Magic Golf Game in 21 Weeks

Hairy Potter and the Bears of San Francisco

Harry Potter and the shameless Tom Clancy Crossover

Harry Potter and the 2000 Election

Harry Potter and the HufflePuff Orgy

Harry Potter and the Weapons of Magic Destruction

Harry Potter and the Order of the Pizza

Hermione Granger and the Cryptofascist Misogynist Conspiracy of Hogwarts

Harry Potter and the Bizarro Harry Potter

Harry Potter and the Lil Bratz

Harry Potter and the Street Fighter II Tournament

Harry Potter and the King of Pop

Harry Potter and the Birth of Christ

Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stones in His Mouth

Harry Potter and the Jews and Crusaders

Harry Potter the Geopolitical Realities of the Post-Nuclear Age

Harry Potter and Whoever Alan Rickman's Character is are Totally Doing It

Harry Potter and the Cusp of Manhood

Harry Potter and the Gauntlet of Mucous

Harry Potter and Ma$e feat. Lil' Jon and The Ruff Ryders

Harry Potter and the Insidious Compact Disc Root Kit Installation

Harry Potter and the Gargoyle of Reacharounds

Harry Potter and the Sandwich of Crotchmeat

Harry Potter and the Website of Jokes

Harry Potter and the Incredibly Long Run-On Sentence That ALmost Makes It Look As If The First Three Paragraphs Of The Story Are Actually More Like The First Three Sentences And Then Hermione Says Harry That Dragon Is Attacking You and Ron Is In Danger So Harry Potter Reaches Into His Magic Bag And Removes A Magic Card That He Says Makeus Enlargitus and The Creature On The Card Which Is A Griffin With The Body Of A Zebra But Claws Of A Lion Comes Out Of It And When It (The Dragon) s Defeated Harry Says It Was Voldemort and Hermione Says How Do You Know And Harry Says I Just Know and Ron Goes Gulp!

Harry Potter and the Hendersons

Harry Potter meets Frankenstein

Harry Potter meets the Guns of the Magnificent Seven

Add more!!! =D





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[identity profile] skibalovesya.livejournal.com 2007-07-17 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
How about...

Harry Potter and the Shit That Was Supposed to Happen in the Seventh One Decided to Come Early in a Spoiler-riffic Fanfic of Doom?

[identity profile] lylith-st.livejournal.com 2007-07-17 12:10 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL XDD awesome, and so truuee! Spoilers are evil.

EVIL! I'm telling you >:o

[identity profile] wombat-hug.livejournal.com 2007-07-17 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
XDDDDDDDD

I have one: Harry Potter and everybody dies in first page.

I would make that kind of book :D I would make first 10 books that would sell like crazy and in the last book I would kill everybody in stupid way XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[identity profile] lylith-st.livejournal.com 2007-07-17 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
LOLZ

I'm sure that if you become a writer the book will be awesomeee XD


What about. Harry Potter, the boy-who-shagged-his nemesis?

And i'm talking about draco here, not voldemort XDDD

[identity profile] felinerose.livejournal.com 2007-07-17 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, some of them sound almost interesting! ^ ^;

[identity profile] lylith-st.livejournal.com 2007-07-17 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
ooh yes they did. I'm not a çh/r for sure 'cause I don't like ron much but that "Harry Potter and the Camping Weekend With Ron That Will Never Be Spoken Of Again " make me laugh so loud my mother comes to my room to ask me wtf I was doing XD

[identity profile] felinerose.livejournal.com 2007-07-17 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, exactly! I hate Snarry with passion, but even I had to laugh at "Harry Potter and Whoever Alan Rickman's Character is are Totally Doing It". XD

[identity profile] lylith-st.livejournal.com 2007-07-17 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
LOLLLLLLLLL!!! X333333 yesssss

I hate snarry too, but that was fun

i added on a commetn the one: "Harry Potter, the boy-who-shagged-his nemesis"

And i'm talking about draco here, not voldemort XDDD
*blink*blink*

[identity profile] felinerose.livejournal.com 2007-07-17 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Harry Potter, the boy-who-shagged-his nemesis"? But you were suppesed to write a title of a fanfic that no one would read... And I would totally read that one! XDXDXD

[identity profile] lylith-st.livejournal.com 2007-07-18 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
XDDDD so true. I read it too XD