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IT'S FUN TIEM!
HELLOOOOO PEOPPPPLLEEEE
I didn’t been around here more these days because my is dying for sure and it keeps giving me problems and I been so busy…sigh. Just let you know I miss you all<3.
And my last post where so emo... Wee need to laught more!!! So here are some stupid funny things.
I didn’t been around here more these days because my is dying for sure and it keeps giving me problems and I been so busy…sigh. Just let you know I miss you all<3.
And my last post where so emo... Wee need to laught more!!! So here are some stupid funny things.
HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY AND DRIVE OTHER PEOPLE CRAZY
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the oppositive gender.)
In the memo field of all your paychecks, write 'for sexual favors'.
Put decafe in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Send E-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
Everytime someone asks you to do something , ask if they want fries with that.
Suggest that the Coke machine be filled with beer.
Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
Determine how many cups of coffee is "too many".
Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
Send E-mail messages that advertizse free pizza, doughnuts, etc., in the breakroom. When people complain that there was nothing there, lean back, rub your stomach, and say "You've got to be faster than that."
Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
Practice making fax and modem noises.
Don't use any punctuation.
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Ask people what sex they are.
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Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the oppositive gender.)
In the memo field of all your paychecks, write 'for sexual favors'.
Put decafe in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Send E-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
Everytime someone asks you to do something , ask if they want fries with that.
Suggest that the Coke machine be filled with beer.
Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
Determine how many cups of coffee is "too many".
Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
Send E-mail messages that advertizse free pizza, doughnuts, etc., in the breakroom. When people complain that there was nothing there, lean back, rub your stomach, and say "You've got to be faster than that."
Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
Practice making fax and modem noises.
Don't use any punctuation.
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Ask people what sex they are.
TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.
Funny Things To Do In An Elevator
When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.
Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
Ask, "Did you feel that?"
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
Swat at flies that don't exist.
Tell people that you can see their aura.
Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.
Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
Ask, "Did you feel that?"
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
Swat at flies that don't exist.
Tell people that you can see their aura.
Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
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I am tempted.
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His name is Sheniquah.
Actually, his real name is Tyrone. But he's a transvesite and called himself Sheniquah and wants everyone else to do the same.
THAT COMMENT WAS MADE OF WIN AND FLOWERS AND SEX
Why kind of puppet is? I mean, what he/she looks like? And animal?
I have a Snake puppet called Osiris, and a fenec puppet called spark. They're my favourites XD Oh and I have a black cat puppet who's all flat and have the prints of wheels all over him adn it came with a nothe who said: Truck? What truck? XD i have freak puppets too!
Re: THAT COMMENT WAS MADE OF WIN AND FLOWERS AND SEX
He has googly eyes. :3
I also have that big puppet hanging from my ceiling. He's on strings and I can make him walk.
Re: THAT COMMENT WAS MADE OF WIN AND FLOWERS AND SEX
You know the manga Kaito Kid? it's from the same person who draw the Detective COnan series. Well, my cousin was obssesed with it some time ago, I read the comics and I love it, but he likes it so much that I made him a chibi kaito plushie for his b-day. And trust me I suck at that things but I was pretty happy with the reasults. He was overjoyed. I never saw him squee until that say.
Kaito looks like that:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y172/Stella-chan/kaito009.jpg
he's a sexy bitch XD
My cousin is as strange as me, so we have a lot of things in common even if I'm 5 years older than him. He gave me a red dragon made by him in return. The dragon was made in Origami (paper)and instead of just giving it to me he use a cord to let in on my balcony(his flat is over mines). Then he made me a call to my cellphone and say: look out.
And I was all: Awwwww!
He made the dragon along time ago, and it was really hard for him because it was very difficult and he couldn't made the wings at all. And I was al the day begging him to do one for me. ^_^
It look like that : http://www.origami.as/Gallery/JWu3/wu-red-dragon.jpg
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I cna totally see him doing that to Wilson and cuddy XD
Cameron will work as well XDDDD
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This remind me of NCIS. :)
How about Keep stare at the other people and move away when they look back.
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but well, staplers are evil!
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y lo de la oficina ya...juas!!!! asi me gusta uqe vuelva el buen humor!!
y yo pidona como siempre...y lo uqe molaria uno de tus dibus con house haciendo algo de eso???jiji
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"Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
Yo veo a house haciendole eso a wilson XDDDD o a cuddy para mirarle el culo tb :P
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yo esu qe segun los leia no se poruqe (yo obsesionada? nah!) pero me salia House! (como dice una por ahi...)
y espero que siga este buen humor!
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Eso espero!!
*besos*
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I almost wish I had a job in an office just to try them all out, lol.
I have two books about Murphy's law (in portuguese) and it have the elevator things. It always cracked me up.
Chuac
:D