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I just feel like drawing myself in Disney style, not as a Disney princess because there’s a lot of reasons I can’t be one
-First off, I wear glasses. Ever see a Disney principal character with glasses? Ok, Milo from Atlantis but, a FEMALE character? Not that I can’t remember. Not even on movies the principals characters wear glasses often. Harry Potter does, but as far as I know he’s still a man. But I’m still in love with rowling just to make the most important character to wear glasses, even if they live in a magic world and they can make brooms fly and change themselves into animals but they still can’t cure myopia. …uhm…I get lost here. To the point: me+glases = not a pretty princess : (
-My hair is a mess most of the time and I can’t keep it very long because it bothers me. Any princess with short hair? uhm...snowhite? I don't like her much after all. She's boring
-I can’t sing to save my life. But I still don’t know because a great voice is so important in the Disney movies. I’m not talking about the nice songs and stuff, I’m talking about WHY is that MUCH important for a woman on a Disney (animated) movie to know how to sing. On the sleeping beauty for example, the fairies give her a pretty face and a great voice, no one of them really care for her brain and that annoyed me. Don’t get me wrong, I love that movie but.. Sing before brains =/ duh, that’s stupid. That’s why I found Enchanted so fun, Robert is always : WHY Are you singing all the time???? To Giselle XD
-I have a bird, but he don’t come to me when I call him and he don’t help me to clean my room. So..un-princess. And he don’t talk to me but I if he starts to do that someday I’m sure I will freak out.
-Another reason is the swoosshy robes. I love them so I’m sure I will be doing all the most stupid things with them X3
-Oh, and I’m too sarcastic sometimes for a Disney princess…not a Disney character because Megara is sarcastic and I just love her XD
So that’s why I can be a Disney character but not a Disney princess. Like I really care..but explaining all that was fun XD
Me and my birdie Lincoln
^^’ I'm an idiot
-My hair is a mess most of the time and I can’t keep it very long because it bothers me. Any princess with short hair? uhm...snowhite? I don't like her much after all. She's boring
-I can’t sing to save my life. But I still don’t know because a great voice is so important in the Disney movies. I’m not talking about the nice songs and stuff, I’m talking about WHY is that MUCH important for a woman on a Disney (animated) movie to know how to sing. On the sleeping beauty for example, the fairies give her a pretty face and a great voice, no one of them really care for her brain and that annoyed me. Don’t get me wrong, I love that movie but.. Sing before brains =/ duh, that’s stupid. That’s why I found Enchanted so fun, Robert is always : WHY Are you singing all the time???? To Giselle XD
-I have a bird, but he don’t come to me when I call him and he don’t help me to clean my room. So..un-princess. And he don’t talk to me but I if he starts to do that someday I’m sure I will freak out.
-Another reason is the swoosshy robes. I love them so I’m sure I will be doing all the most stupid things with them X3
-Oh, and I’m too sarcastic sometimes for a Disney princess…not a Disney character because Megara is sarcastic and I just love her XD
So that’s why I can be a Disney character but not a Disney princess. Like I really care..but explaining all that was fun XD
Me and my birdie Lincoln
^^’ I'm an idiot