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The House drinking game
-Take a drink every time House pops a pill.
-Take two if Chase is popping Tic Tacs.
-Take two If he goes the entire episode without popping a Vicodin, take three .
-Take a drink every time you see Cuddy's fun bags.
-Take two if House snarks on seeing them.
-Take a drink every time House twirls his cane.
-Take one drink if House says something sexually inappropriate to Cuddy or Cameron. Take two drinks if it is to Chase.
-Chug if it's Wilson.
-Take one drink if the team suspects Lupus.
-Take one drink if the Ducklings must break into a patient's House or property to investigate what's making him/her ill.
-Take two drinks if it involves an animal.
-Chug if the animal is still alive and the Ducklings must catch it.
-Take a drink anytime someone mentions the phrase "differential diagnosis"
-Take a drink anytime someone says "We're missing something"
-Take a drink anytime someone breaks on to the patient’s house
-Take one drink when anyone says, "It explains everything."
-Chug if this is the actual diagnosis.
-Take one drink if a doctor is somehow physically assaulted by a patient or patient's relative. Take two drinks if it's House.
-Take a drink when someone hypothesizes that the Mystery Ailment is vasculitis.
-Take two when they disprove the vasculitis diagnosis.
-Take a drink when House makes some reference to "everybody lies."
-Take a drink when we see someone in the MRI machine.
-Take two drinks when someone has an allergic reaction/panic attack/big bad something in the MRI machine.
-Take a drink when House tries to avoid clinic duty.
-Take two drinks when Cuddy prevents him from doing so.
-Chug when House is successful in avoiding Clinic duty.
-Take a drink when House hobbles without the cane.
-Take a drink when House or Wilson refer to Wilson's wife or an ex-wife
-Take two if they do it by name
-Take a drink when House and Wilson make jokes about being a couple
-Chug if they ever actually do anything about it
-Take a drink when House plays GameBoy
-Take two if they ever get the sound effects right
-Take a drink when House watches a soap
-Take two if it quotes Cuddy verbatim
-Take a drink when House refers to his soap operas
-Take two drinks if he refers to General Hospital.
-Take a drink for every listing on the White Board o' Symptoms
-Take a drink if Chase has on a fugly outfit.
-Take a drink if his shirt and tie match.
-Chug if he's wearing a suit.
-Take a drink when someone has a seizure
-Take a drink when someone goes into cardiac arrest
-Take a drink when a patient bleeds profusely
-Take a drink when House acts against Cuddy or hospital rules
-Take a drink when House talks down to one of the hospital staff
-Take a drink whenever you find out a patient is fibbing on his medical history
-Take a drink then, when House tells a patient he’ll die unless he cooperates
-Take a drink every time House makes fun of Aussies to Chase
-Take a drink whenever someone makes a current-event or pop-culture reference
-Take a drink every time someone has mommy or daddy issues
-Take a drink every time it’s not lupus
-Take a drink every time Chase mentions it must be an infection.
-Chug if he's right.
-Take a drink if Chase eats something or puts a pencil in his mouth
-Take a drink for every patient who compares themselves with House.
-Take a drink for every CGI "medical incident happening inside the body" shot
-Take a drink for every time House complains about Cuddy always wanting sex
-Take a drink every time House drinks out of Red Mug.
-Take a drink every time someone else is shown drinking out of Red Mug.
-Take a drink every time Cuddy is wearing her pink suit.
-Take a drink Chug if House wears a tie.
-Finish the glass if Wilson ISN'T wearing a tie
-And if House is wearing a lab coat, finish the bottle
-Take a drink if someone must have brain surgery and/or a hole drilled into the head
-Take a drink everytime Chase says something inappropriately or awkward
-Take a drink everytime a duckling diagnosis is shot down by House.
-Take two if Wilson's diagnosis is shot down by House.
-Take a drink when House is trying to avoid Cuddy.
-Take two twice if she finds him.
-Chug if she wins a verbal match.
-Take a drink if a gaggle of ducklings stops House from injecting a syringe full of goo into it, forcing him to stab the patient in the leg with it...
-Take a drink when Chase asks for help with the crossword.
-Take a drink everytime Chase makes a stupid comment about the way of life of the patient.
-Take a drink if someone asks Chase what he thinks
-Chug if he actually answers the question directly.
-Take a drink if House charges into Cuddy's office.
-Take a drink every time they show the exterior of the hospital.
-Take a drink if house hit someone
-Take two if it’s Chase
-Take a drink when Cameron reminds everybody that she likes House more than the boys.
-Take a drink when Foreman rolls his eyes and gets all huffy.
-Take a drink when House hides to avoid clinic duty.
-Chug when Wilson is hiding with him.
-Take a drink when House stabs a patient with a needle.
-Take a drink for every time one of the ducklings says the patient "needs a new...(liver, heart, kidney, etc.)"
-Take a drink every time House says "what does this tell us about???" as in "does anyone want to discuss what the clot tells us..."
-Take a drink if House and Wilson are discussing a duckling's behavior.
-Take Two drinks if Wilson is harder on the duckling than House.
-Chug if they’re talking about Chase
-Take a drink every time someone gets on or off the elevador.Increase the number of drinks for each cast member involved. I.e. if just House, one drink. If House and Wilson, two drinks. If House, Wilson and all the Cottages - 5 drinks.
-Take a drink if Cameron get all emotional over a patient becasue of her emotial problems
-Take a drink when somebody mentions that Cameron is supposed to be an atheist.
-Take a drink when House snarks in the elevator as the door closes.
-Take a drink When house or someone snarks at Chase
-Finish the bottle if Chase snarks back ( I love this ^^)
-Take a drink if someone makes a sports metaphor
-Take a drink if Cameron reacts negatively to the said sports metaphor.
-Take two twice if Cameron makes a sports metaphor.
-Take a drink whenever House says something that is culturally insensitive.
-Take a drink if it's anyone other than House writing on the board.
-Take a drink very time someone's on the balcony
-Take a drink every time something ISN'T Lupus (And be prepared to turn into an alchoholic.)
-Take a drink everytime House twirls his cane/uses it to press a button in the elevator/fondles it suggestively (chicks dig this!)/another character makes a reference to it.
-Take two everytime he assaults someone with the cane
-Take a drink Anytime one of the main characters gets drenched with a bodily fluid/excretion of a patient.
-Take a drink if Cameron says "This is unethical!"
-Take a drink if a patient lies
-Take two drinks if a patient caught a disease from sex.
-Take three drinks if a patient lies about having caught a disease from sex.
-Take a drink if House calls Chase an idiot
-Take two if Chase says he's not an idiot.
-Take a drink Three drinks if anyone else agrees with either of them.
-Take a drink if a window breaks
-Take a drink anytime Steve McQ is mentioned
-Chug if he is actually shown on screen Take a drink
-Take a drink every time House says Cuddy is pregnant.
-Take Two drinks if she actually is.
-Chug if it's House's kid.
-Take a drink every time Wilson tries to council House
-Take a drink for every lumbar puncter
-Take a drink one for every time House is on the roof
-Take a drink whenever Wilson is House's conscience.
-Take a drink if Wilson made a Superman- pose
-Take a drink when they find the correct diagnosis
-Take two if it’s thanks to Chase
And my favourites:
Slam the bottle if someone having a seizure segues into the commercial break. Slam two bottles if it's projectile vomiting into the commercial break.
Make a donation to your favorite Equal Rights activist group if one cast member sexually harasses another. Two donations if it's House doing it. Donate your whole paycheck if he does it to Wilson or Cam is assaulting Chase.
By the end of the show you going to be passed out. Congratulations, you have alcohol poisoning, and your liver is shot.
Thanks to Television Without Pity for this =P
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I love this!
And when I'm all wasted someone would draw beard on my face...LOL my nice friends part 10
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Oh i forgot to add the chase/house hug!! That's will be to bottle!!!!
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But I have to try that sometimes...Someone should do same from Psych. Everytime Shawn and Carlton touch ^___^ We would be so wasted
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The icon made me laugh. ^ ^
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drink everytime Shawn touch Lassi head
drink everytime Shawn call Gus "Magic head"
drink everytime Shawn and Lassi fight
drink two if they're on a very poropgraphic pose at the end
drink everytime Lassy shoot his gun
drink everytime Lassi scream at Shawn
ETC...
I have to wirite something like this!!
We can do it together and post it to the comunities of Psych XD
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That would leave us all out of the game 10 minutes after the episode start!
Very fun to play, ehehehe
*hug*
:D
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happy to know you like it!!! =)
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XD!!
Maybe I'll do this tomorrow but with Pepsi or something.
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